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Telepathic Nazi Seagulls | Dark Cheese

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Published on 05 Dec 2019 / In Comedy

Telepathic Nazi Seagulls - An environmental cautionary tale. One you'd do well to heed.<br />LIKE Dark Cheese on Facebook @ http://fb.me/DarkCheese<br />FOLLOW Dark Cheese on Twitter @ https://twitter.com/darkcheeseTV<br /><br />TELEPATHIC NAZI SEAGULLS lyrics:<br />Don't throw your six pack rings into the bin<br />without cutting them<br />You'll kill the seagulls kill the seagulls<br />killtheseagullskilltheseagullsKILLTHESEAGULLS<br />But only the stupid ones<br />who think they're going to find food in a plastic ring.<br />You deserve to die you feckless dullard.<br /><br />This cleans the seagull's gene pool of its imbeciles<br />Leaving behind eugenic strains of Nazi Supergulls<br />With heads the size of basketballs<br />Whose telepathic tentacles<br />will choke us with our own hands and explode our brains<br /><br />Don't throw your six pack rings into the bin<br />without cutting them<br />Unless you want your brain exploded<br />By Telepathic Nazi Seagulls<br /><br /><br /><br />ABOUT DARK CHEESE<br />These animated musical cartoons are roped into the channel flip offices weekly through a creaky old dumb waiter in the basement. It's unclear whether the shiftless hunchback who operates it is the artist responsible for the content or simply a remote manservant to some low-rent bond villain in an antipodean jungle bunker. Either way it's clearly the bruised fruit of severely arrested neural development and we're confident of its suitability for outsider art exhibits.<br /><br />About HuHa:<br />HuHa is brightly-coloured animated flipflappery for adults. And by that we mean it's home to the tastiest comedy toons on YouTube - featuring animal assassins, crime-fighting butchers, appalling advice and shocking greetings cards to send your frenemies.<br /><br />In the kitchen is Head chef Mr Weebl (the guy who brought you singing narwhals and that badger song. You know the one. It goes "badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers". It's about badgers) and he'll be serving up a technicolour soup of delicious adult animation for your delectation.<br /><br />Why not take a look around: http://www.youtube.com/HuHa or check out http://www.youtube.com/huhatwo for some animation with its clothes off. Ahem. Sorry, we mean behind-the-scenes, how-tos and much, much more...

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